Hmm, somehow it never occurred to me that lake0dwelling creatures might've gotten to the cheese.

Th cheese story was amusing enough in itself, but was made funnier by the fact that it happened in a town with a funny name.

I live sort of near there (I live in Montreal), but I've never been to this place.

Something funny about this town is that they have a lake, and a few years ago they put a bunch of cheese at the bottom of the lake. The plan was to leave the cheese in the lake for a while, thinking that it would improve the cheese. However, when the time came to get the cheese out of the lake, they couldn't find the cheese!

I think I'd be too fat to fit in one of those buildings.

I wonder if anyone ever actually used one of these.

I should tell this information to people who clip their fingernails in the bus.

"Hey, you! Don't let your fingernail clippings go all over the bus! Save them, and you could create art out of them!"

It's very pretty, but I still don't think I'd like to encounter one while swimming.

Merry Christmas!

My sister enjoyed the cassette tape pouch and pig flashlight that I bought her from the Neatoshop. :)

One question: why?

Cyriak always frightens me.

Czechoslovakia no longer exists.

"Well, looks like somebody's been barking up the wrong tree!"

I'd like the "Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon, Somedays You Are The Statue" shirt.

I'll drink to that!

"Holiday tree"?

(The link to the Tshirt I'd like, fixed: /Accept-That-Some-Days-You-Are-The-Pigeon )

"Looks like BP screwed up again."

(I'd like this shirt: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Accept-That-Some-Days-You-Are-The-Pig eon large size, black colour.)