Very funny tweet and picture. :)

I wasn't even born yet when he died.

The kid is far more interesting than the reporter. I didn't even pay attention to a single thing that was said.

Brilliant!

^^ Completely agree with Rumson.

Back on topic, it makes sense that a completely marine reptile (i.e. one that spends its entire life in the ocean) would not lay eggs.

I'm hoping the sphincters they're implanting in mice are mouse-sized.

It's a flying fire hydrant. The thing at the top is a propeller.
If there's a fire on an airplane, you can fly one of these up.

"Some days you're the pigeon" T-shirt.

Somehow I doubt that was a "mistake"...

That is the most awesome thing I have heard in a long time.

Using Google translate:

Today's donuts donuts animal cat-chan "Michelob" and "black" is the debut today is (*^_^*) Michelob. . . Kawasaki Shop ? Motosumiyoshi from Floresta await pick

That song's gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

I wonder if "human urine" is one of the smells in the book.

"Get off my LAN" is my favourite.

The only thing I agree with on that list is the guy with saggy pants. Otherwise, those are all horrible and unfair reasons to be kicked off a plane.

I get panic attacks during turbulence. I haven't been kicked off yet, luckily, although I fear it could happen one day.

Unless you're actually in the room with the snorer, I find earplugs usually work.

Spiders are NOT insects!!