"One is the hand is worth two in the bush" is hilarious. It comes out to: "President Bush has lowered the value of a single"

http://translationparty.com/tp/#317570

This is great fun.

@ Simon Says

There are dumb people out there, for sure, but did you assume anyone you talked to was ignorant and start conversations by saying you weren't a cannibal? I would hope not, because it's a pretty terrible way to make friends.

I won't speak for everyone who got annoyed here, but starting off the post by pointing out the falsity of an attitude held by only very very stupid and ignorant people really annoyed me.

I hate to pile on, but do you really think neatorama readers need to be educated on the fact that not all taiwanese people look the same? Makes me think you were the one who thought that when you moved out there. I won't even mention the two baptist jokes, which seemed a bit out of place.

It's a shame, it's an interesting article, but you come off like an ass.

That DC sign is near my old apartment, and I suspect it's photoshopped.