I am ecstatic to discover so many other people who feel the same way! Although I have not yet gone so far as to carry a giant red pen with me everywhere I go, I do swipe my finger across posters to add an imaginary apostrophe, and I have on several occasions stopped at customer service to point out errors.

Perhaps the worst example yet was the sign for Spokane, Washington's public schools, which read something like, "One in eight Spokane students drop out." If the public school system cannot even make a simple subject and verb agree, how inspiring must its curriculum be to students?