SO, the third section of the bus will follow exactly the second section...the drivers here in Seattle can't seem to get that second section completely out of the way when at a bus stop, blocking traffic and causing delays. They just don't understand, get it to the curb, please.

Why is polygamy always immediately assumed to be between a man and multiple women?

Sister Wives. What about Brother Husbands?

Me, I am going to stay single: Sologamy.

What happened when the princess turned down the marriage proposal of the handsome prince? He lived happily ever after.

Ah jeez, I forgot to specify which T shirt in the NeatoShop I wanted when I entered that dang caption contest!

I guess bears DON'T shirt in the woods.

Ermagerd! Is that a white guy? Nope.

Um, the way things are being run, I suspect most of the politicians in DC are shy a couple bricks each.