It's half of a lathe.

Was it just me or was the Romanian translation about William Shattner and meant to be read by Shatner as well? It sure. Seemed like it to me.

It's McCain's personal Voter Guarantee machine. I didn't say that it worked.

Now that I know that our American national anthem is being sung to a song about drinking and getting laid, I totally understand why our country is where it is. We really aren't that much different than our fore-fathers.

Let's watch some Jerry Springer!

I think that you should tell us more about the scariest film ever made... Steel Magnolias... just typing that made me want to hide under the covers.

They say this Ron Jeremy guy has done it all before... that it's time for him to "bring it up a notch."

Um... people... correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the human female body cleanse itself of the unused egg cell once a month?

Or are all those menstrating women out there baby killers now?

I don't have this debate when I finish myself off to XXX porn into a towel.

People think too much.