The Dalles is in Oregon, not Washington. I get that Google wants to keep this all secret, but that is taking it too far.

Mo'cedes! Mo'cedes! MO!

Failing to bring Big Belly Deli more business, Jared decided to walkout and attempt to get a job at Subway.

Damn it Dave! Funny to scare me but it takes 13 hours to deflate and I always get stuck to the couch.

Saint Clare - the Patron Saint of Television - is my personal fav.

No I hazn't collected them all yet!

The door like this just works for me.

I outta punch ya for touchin' The Tail.

Thanks for the knowledge everyone! Where do other legless lizards live? I am wondering if I've never heard of a legless lizard because I've never met one before. And really I don't ever care to meet one because yeah I am a weenie!

I always thought of Pez candies as the vertebrae of whatever dispenser I had. So not only was I severing the necks of my favorite cartoon characters, but slowly eating away their spine!

It doesn't come in a cool dispenser, but a friend bought me Cat Butt Gum. The package is too funny for me to ruin it to try out the gum. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.

I am glad to have finally found a few other people that think this is crazy and the pictures are artistic. The picture isn't sexy and doesn't even imply sex unless you THINK it does. Little kids who love Miley Cyrus will wonder why all the adults have gone crazy! The picture is innocent and she looks like a young girl. Kids see that picture they will not think sex because they don't know what sex is! And if they do TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT! Because if this picture makes them horny than everything in the world is going to make them horny! Stop worrying about the 40 year old man masterbating to the photo in his parents basement and talk to your children!!!!!

I love cranberry sauce from a can too! I even buy it when its not Thanksgiving. The can shape makes it easy to slice, but ever since Oceanspray changed the can, removing the cranberry can shape is not as satisfying. You use to be able to open both ends of the can and push from one side - gave a very satisfying pop/squish sound. Now the bottom of the can is rounded and can only be opened from the top. Still tasty!

poo haz a flavr

Mmm-mmm! Toe-jam-a-riffic!

Home Movies is the best. Not an Adult Swim creation, but a convert after UPN canceled it. Brendon Small co-created Home Movies and also created Metalocalypse. I also adore O'Grady which if you love Home Movies you'll recognize Melissa & Jason.

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law sucked without Stephen Colbert. Sucked!!!! weep Season 1&2 are the only ones worth watching.