Yes, as Why not? says...this post does not do justice to his prior offenses. He has quite the rap sheet. He has obviously not learned the basic right / wrong aspects in life, so throw the book at him!

My high school science teacher told me that glass does flow over time, e.g. the old windows mentioned above.

Are you saying that my strong educational foundation in public school systems in the early 1990s was fraudulent? What else could they have told me that was a complete lie?! Who can I trust if I can't trust my high school science teacher?

Those earrings actually made me laugh. Now if I could just find a girl that would also understand it...

Sounds like an interesting adventure, send me an invite when the time is available

The resemblance to Kaiser Wilhelm is uncanny (per Chris' statement). What Kaiser shot in the forehead by chance?

Yup, used to make barrels, but I seem to be too late

The millions of children thank you.

For the sake of all humanity. Quick, fix it. Mistakenly calling star trek for star wars could bring an end to the space-time continuum as we know it. Every second you mention the force is in Star Trek, millions of children die in a galaxy far far away.

...ok, well maybe not, but still...

Grats on the new girl. May I recommend starting her now on a chastity belt, so that when she is a teenager, she will already be used to wearing one.