The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
1. Buy a shotgun. If you have no real use for guns, just purchase an inexpensive, double-barreled model. Oh, and cleaning cloths. That way when suitors come buy to introduce themselves, you'll have something to polish while conversing with the young man.
2. Teenagers should never have outside windows in their rooms. It's easier to just leave them out of the houseplans than it is to board them up later on when the kids start jumping out of them at midnight to get into mischief...and they will.
1. Buy a shotgun. If you have no real use for guns, just purchase an inexpensive, double-barreled model. Oh, and cleaning cloths. That way when suitors come buy to introduce themselves, you'll have something to polish while conversing with the young man.
2. Teenagers should never have outside windows in their rooms. It's easier to just leave them out of the houseplans than it is to board them up later on when the kids start jumping out of them at midnight to get into mischief...and they will.