What's the catch? Do I have to have a full head of hair and a clear complexion with a pleasant voice? Do i have to be photogenic enough for tv?

I thought it was how they proved you were a witch?

This reminds me of those old Bloom County comic strips where Opus would hire the rent a Mom character or the Dial a Mom character.

They survived entirely on carnival food?

Didn't the aliens have something like this in the movie "Forbidden Planet"? It was next to the machine that let you build whatever you wanted by picturing it clearly in your head.

Little did they know, that it had just escaped from the forest display in the camping equipment department.

Yeah Technology.
In the old days, only those actually at the ski lodge would be laughing at your embarrassment. But nowadays thanks to the internet, Entire regions of the country can laugh at your bare butt being dragged up the mountain while you unintentionally moon the entire ski slope. I wonder how long this will take him to live down?

You know if the string was a little longer, he might actually catch it.

So one of the most valuable sections for real estate is a section of the country that has earthquakes and burns down each year? How weird.

Wow, that is the most elaborate garnish I have ever seen. That lizard almost looks real. (moment later) Did it's head just move?

Sadly, Amtrak's new promotion of only paying for your ticket if you ride inside the train did not go as well as planned.
"Who knew everybody would just cling to the outside like that? I didn't." Said former head of promotions Dale Simmons.