Also, wings are awesome. Screw you all who whine about fat and blah blah. Stick to your soy blocks and rocket salad.

"Ooh! it has Flax! and probiotics! do! do! do! I'm a snooty douche who loves scanning through nutritional information lists with my box frame glasses when I'm shopping at whole foods while holding a cup of starbucks and listening to my wussy indie music on my iphone. I also have a long stick shoved way up my butt so I can actually look more like a snooty douche when I walk around."

This guy thinks he's so clever or something. I came up with this way of eating chicken wings on my own when I was a kid, and I do it in a much cleaner fashion than this 'chef'.