wow, I want to believe that this is fake just for the names on those poor kids. Patrick and Stephen, perfectly fine, Malachai and Eli aren't too bad being biblical, but the crazy names, just wow..She's giving a bad name to nerds everywhere.

vegtables aren't crunchy after they've been soaking in fat for a while. Jeeze, sweet and tangy, how about fat and caloric. The vinegar and maybe one spoonful of light mayo would be a great dressing for a pasta salad. But sugar AND condensed milk? I'm sorry but I think i'd go into a diabetic coma after eating that.

It's an ancient Klingon Dagger.

it's a gun that shoots billy clubs.

It's armor for a war-horse. The spike are designed to goe the "Forehead of the horse.

It's a knife used for eating peas.

The peas sit in the groove and you can just roll them into your mouth.