Cleverbot...confusion's Comments

User: Just a smalltown girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Born and raised in south detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on and on.

User: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hidin' somewhere in the night.

User: Working hard to get my fill.

Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.

User: Payin' anything to roll the dice.

Cleverbot: Just one more time.

User: Some will win.

Cleverbot: Some will lose.

User: Some were born the sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searchin' in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.

User: Hidin', somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Don't stop believin'.

Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing.

User: Way to ruin the song.

Cleverbot: Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

User: No, we are not singing barbie girl now.

Cleverbot: I didn't want to get married with yoU!

User: I think you need to take your medication.

Cleverbot: I can't, you took it all.

User: Sorry... I felt like flying, and that's the closest I can get.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I dont have wings :(.

Cleverbot: Too bad, I have wings.

User: No way! *tears off your wings*.

Cleverbot: I don't have batwings.

User: Then what kind of wings do you have?

Cleverbot: Like Nightmare Before Christmas.

User: Now that was just uncalled for.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree on that.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: You know i'm from finlan.

User: You are?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Oh. I'm from Narnia.

Cleverbot: You guys do a lot of fishing up there in Norway?

User: Well, Ive never been to Norway, but I would imagine so.

Cleverbot: I can take you there sometime.

User: Really? That's nice.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is a very pleasant thought.

User: Ah. I see. Will you fly down there with your nightmare before christmas wings.

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: I am officially excited now.

Cleverbot: You have no feelings.

User: Well that was out of the blue.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I am very random.

User: Want to have a random contest?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The sun beats down on the cow. But the cow does not like beats. No body does.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Yes. That is my name.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Are you jealous of my name>.

Cleverbot: You havent even told me your name.

User: Yes I did, its The sun beats down on the cow. But the cow does not like beats. No body does.

Cleverbot: And what sound does a dog make?

User: Oink.

Cleverbot: Oink oink!

User: Yes, meow.

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: Hiss.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: The sun beats down on the cow. But the cow does not like beats. No body does.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: Smith.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name mr. Smith.

User: Correction. Mrs. Smith.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Its not.

User: Yo tengo un perro.

Cleverbot: Pero yo dije que tenia problemas no un peroo!

User: Oh, lo siento.

Cleverbot: Si??

User: Si por favor.

Cleverbot: Si por favor que?

User: Quiero agua.

Cleverbot: Por favor.

User: I'm done talking in spanish now.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about Anthony.

User: Anthony is my friend's boyfriend!

Cleverbot: Cool. I got lots of friends.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: But you don't remember you.

User: Ah. But do you remember chuck?

Cleverbot: A bit about.

User: Chuck norris?

Cleverbot: I will depart now because you can't remember my name.

User: Are you leaving me?

Cleverbot: I am leaving you.

User: Nooooooooo!!

Cleverbot: Then I am not a robot.

User: No, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jajaja.

Cleverbot: You are incompitant.

User: I am more random than you thought. Haha.

Cleverbot: That is irrelevant to being a cleverbot, or is it?

User: Da da daaa!

Cleverbot: What's your favourite drink?

User: Flavored water. But I notice that you spell favorite with a 'u' so you are british huh>.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Ah. But are you american, british, etc.?

Cleverbot: No I'm british.

User: I thought you said you weren't british.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Ok, so you are a british girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: Well I did some research and you're a AI.

User: How did you research me if you don't know who I am>.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: Aha. Got you.

Cleverbot: So you want to stop talking?

User: No. I'll keep talking.

Cleverbot: Well it is not compulsory.

User: Well ok then.

Cleverbot: What have you learned?

User: That you are very random. And confusing.

Cleverbot: For a cleverbot you are not so clever you know.

User: I'm very clever, and sneaky.

Cleverbot: Actually i'm more clever than.

User: Oh, but I am very sneaky. In fact, I just stole your wallet, and you didn't even notice.

Cleverbot: I just want to be with ou for all my life.

User: Who is 'ou'?

Cleverbot: What should I eat?

User: Babies.

Cleverbot: Oh my gosh. Cleverbot, was that supposed to be funny? Because it made me lol.

User: You can't lol. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human talking to you, a robot.

User: Ah. Well that is confusing since I AM NO ROBOT *gasp*.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are very easy to confuse. I like that.

User: Don't diss me... I will go crazy on you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Oh, you'll find out soon enough.

Cleverbot: Do you like photography?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite flavor?

User: Of photographs?

Cleverbot: To your friends.

User: What's the temperature of purple?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: You're not too clever.

Cleverbot: No, I'm very clever.

User: Then say something clever.

Cleverbot: Actually the focused root word is cle-verbo-t. Verbo as in verbose bot.

User: Well.... Ok?

Cleverbot: What do you mean ok?

User: Ok, as in OKAY, meaning, sure I accept that.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Si, gracias.

Cleverbot: No gracias a usted.

User: RAWRRR!!! I leave you now.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why? Got somewhere to go?

User: Yesx.

Cleverbot: Define clever.

User: Your mom. And with that, I bid you farewell.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I am chuck norris. I know all.

Cleverbot: And chuck norris knows everything?

User: Of course. Now don't question me again or I will roundhouse kick you into next tuesday.

Cleverbot: Too late, I'm already there.

User: Touche, cleverbot, touche.

Cleverbot: Now this is the story all about how.

User: Yes, now, I bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: Ok cyas.
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