"you can’t see the movement happening, about 15 feet per minute"

I watched a slug creeping across my porch the other day. I'm sure it would have taken him an hour to go 15 feet. I guess I didn't really see him moving though.

Never before seen photo of Chuck Norris as a zygote.

Give Us Back Firefly? XL

Undeniable proof that Trekkies existed as far back as the dark ages.

Men's XL Battle Damage.

This is a device used to test the blood sugar of diabetics. Unfortunately, it turned out to be extremely painful and only one was ever sold.....to Chuck Norris.

Glass Joe's Boxing School, XL

Donald Trump's hair brush

Battle Damage XL

That's what happens when you don't pay attention. I guess unnamed and unarmed are two different things.

How exactly was the 'unarmed' man armed with a handgun?

I'm almost sure it's a hammer....or a pick......or a bananna.

Those girls are touching that mountain's vagina.....sexy.

That's what you get for fucking with the planet

Some of you may call it retarded, others may say idiotic or even crazy. Here, we just like to call it entertainment.

And here we have the latest results from Mr. Let's Do Something Stupid Today.

It's a banana gun you idiots.

Will mothers ever learn? Never wear white after Labor Day.

I hate hippies