See here for what I mean:
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(The brain was implanted into one of Robotman's bodies. God, I love GRant Morrison... )

"that’s a FRENCH gorilla with a machine gun."

A GAY french Gorilla, no less.

Though since he was love with the brain of a human, would that make him a gay, French, beastialitist?

"@GQ- As far as I see it, there is virtually no communication about car crashes…!
Is that why there are also no shirts on car victims…?"

I don't really know what you mean here but if you think that no one talks about deaths on roads then you're just not listening hard enough.

"So many deaths but it is deemed non-important in the greater scheme of things while at the same time the common flu under the old and the very young on yearly basis worldly still kills far more than this new Mexican flu?"

I don't know if that statistic is true but while anyone can get the regular flu, it rarely kills healthy people. ANYONE can get swine flu because no one is immune to it and it can, frankly, kill anyone who doesn't recieve the correct treatment in time. A slightly bigger deal, wouldn't you agree?

"“He sold drugs so he’s a scumbag.” Statements like this come from a place of absolutely no understanding for the disenfranchised black communities that exist in your own country. I’m so tired of intellectual self-congratulating white people…"

Ok, first, I'm not American, so your satement is meaningless.

Second, I don't give a damn what your reason is, selling drugs makes you a scumbag. That's it. I don't care if you're doing it to pay for you three-week old baby's medication and only selling it to murderers, its wrong.

"The reason rap on the radio sucks so much today is because of white teenagers."

Explain.

"People who talk down about hip-hop are the same idiots that were saying jazz wasn’t real music in the 1930s."

What age do you think I am!?!

(Also, um, I kinda hate jazz too...)

"He dodged a bullet"

Too bloody true.

"And no, just because it happens at a bachelor party with a stripper doesn’t mean that it’s not cheating."

How is this cheating?

"if you found a pic of your fiance with a penis resting on her head on facebook before your wedding i’m sure you would not be thrilled with her."

Breasts aren't genitals.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'd behave like an adult, and not a sad little cliche like this woman.

"Traffic kills more people than you mention in hours yet you have no problem with it. "

Car crashes aren't a communicable virus.

Also, no one's made a "Hah hah car crash victims are TEH SUXXOR!" t-shirt.

I love this stuff!! How does he create that miniature effect??

I've no interest whatsoever in rap but this was interesting enough if only because I knew nothing whatsoever about this guy apart from his name.

But honestly, talented or not, he sold drugs which makes him a scumbag in my book.

Matt makes a good point about rap. I'm sure it does encomapss as wide a range of topics as any other genre of music but sadly the public perception of rap is the drugs/hos/pimps side of it. And frankly, that's not our fault. We (the non rap-loving public) didn't create that image out of thin air. That's what the popular tracks/rappers seem to be about. The popularity of Gangsta Rap reinforces this image and its not the rest of us buying into that style, its rap fans.

So does the DVD not show the movie the same way the VHS did, with all three endings? Or am I remebering it wrong? Been years since I've seen it.

"Ok, that's how it could have happened, but how about this?"

Optimisism?!! GAH!!

"And I see no reason why, after being born, they would not be allowed to live a normal dog life, perhaps given to the scienctists or family/friends, etc..."

I honestly wish I had your optimisism.

Any practical applications for this?

Good on them! I wish them all the best.

The groom looks quite sexy. Would love to see him without the green...

Doom and GTA are the best ones.

"Why do so many British newspapers love to run these bureaucracy outrages no matter how irrelevant? Especially seeing as most of them turn out to be b.s."

Because if there's one thing the tabloids love more than tearing down a famous person, it's running "HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD!" stories to wind up people in pubs and offices across the country.

What's amazing is that people still BUY these things.