The menu is on the website as well...with plain old boring translations. Sorry, you've been had. Again.

How about some much needed 9/11 truth graffiti???

On September 11, 2001 four off-course & out-of-contact airliners flew all over the Eastern U.S. for hours without being intercepted, challenged, pursued, nor even continuously observed by our trillion-dollar intelligence/defense systems! One such airliner allegedly slammed through the Pentagon long after the first jet had crashed into the World Trade Center. The Bush regime told us Osama bin-Forgotten (hiding in an Afghani cave) & his 19 lackeys with box-cutters accomplished all this in defeating us. Case closed--or is it???

Many believe that Bush/Cheney allowed 9/11 to occur on purpose!!!

Not via MIT. These were lifted from "Latin For All Occasions".

http://www.amazon.com/Latin-All-Occasions-Henry-Beard/dp/1592400809/

turns out he was a total cox

"La Machine" is the name of the performance. The company responsible for this and The Sultan's Elephant is named Artichoke.

http://www.artichoke.uk.com/

The manual says "Santori" which I assume means "Suntory" beer?

It's an acquired taste. But it's no Balut.

Props to Wendell for mentioning the Cat Magnet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x6IGpZ8uDk

no no no... it was the barking spider-fish

Been there, done that.

http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2003/koolaid/index.html

What's with the apostrophe in T'ang? He was Chinese, not Klingon.

"I also didn’t know bilirubin was named after William Rueben."

Did you not read the following sentence that begins, "That very poor joke aside"?

A "normal university" is just another name for a college that trains teachers. There are plenty of other schools with the same designation worldwide, probably the best-known of which are the French "Écoles Normales".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_university

The hooded chickens and burning cross were way out of line.

Well played, pudifoot.

Does it come with a wall-climbing Roomba?