Spelling: It's "kimigayo".

Why bother invoking "evolution" when there are already plenty of other, simpler explanations for the same phenomenon? Occam's Razor says you're looking in the wrong place.

Where did you get "cornered the world supply" from these articles?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLLOLOLLOLROFLCOPTER

Scottish people sound like they're speaking another language.

That's all he had to offer? Sandwiches?!!!

What does it take to get a hot dog?

YOUR MOM PULLED A BIG SHIP OUT OF THE GROUND AT BIG EXPENSE!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

Akutaq is made with Crisco these days.

Uqicitaaryarnariuq!

BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS FTW!

That mini "THIS IS SPARTA" was the best!

Is this what you mean by "Chinatown in Shanghai"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_God_Temple

It's just a section of old buildings that have been preserved as a tourist district. The idea of having an "Old Town" district isn't exactly unique.

There's also some kind of burlesque club that shows up on Google but I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant.

Are you just recycling old Neatorama posts?

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/25/the-computer-monster/

"Many low income people are forced to live in tiny plastic “capsule hotels” barely larger than a coffin."

Research fail.

IF A KEY TO KRYPTOS IS WHAT U SEK X IN A COURTYARD YOU WILL HAVE TO DIG TO FIND A GOLD RING I HID

It only says the husband was a firefighter. The UFC quote came from the peeping tom, who doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about.