That should be "Belgian girl", if I'm not mistaken.

'Roids make me thirsty.

Aren't all the plumbers polish now? (Or is that just in France?)

Untoon her boobs please.

Given all those farm subsidies, he probably has plenty of time to be doing this.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Now if they'd just come up with a drug to protect me from HOMOKASSU...

Ignore the Banananananana!

Peanut Butter is the the TRUE Atheist's Nightmare!

Can't we just shoot down some of that junk with missiles? (Or hire the Chinese to do it?)

What utterly selfish parents!

Shouldn't they be more concerned about which gang would be BEST FOR THE CHILD?

"Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming." -- Jamie Kellner, CEO of Turner Broadcasting System

Let's all work together to make President Bush's vinision a reality!

DIdn't New Yrok City try to have more public toilets, but weren't allowed to because they couldn't make them all hanicapable? HAHAHAHA! Suck it, liebral elitest Noreasterners!

After we've extracted all the oil, the Russians are more than welcome to have it back.

Yay! President Bush's vision arrives 20 years EARLY:

"...human missions to Mars and to worlds beyond. (APPLAUSE)"

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/01/14/bush.nasa.transcript/index.html