My wife and I just moved to a small town in Oregon of about 6,000 people. At first thought the people were very nice and polite, however we have only been here two months and we are being singled out. Overcharged for any work we need done on our home. Neighbors want to butt into your personal business. Complaints are being lodged to the neighborhood's covenant manager for minor housing issues. We even had the local cop park his car right outside our house at 6:00 AM. This is life right out of a Steven King novel. What happens next month? One hundred pairs of eyes darting about just outside our bedroom window? Perhaps all small towns have been infested with the seed of alien beings and are just waiting to infect their new found prey.
Ohh. I hear someone knocking......