How is this even worthy of mention?
They are stupid and not even interesting on this website.
Moreover, the characters used will likely face a trademark problem. A couple of them look like Hermy and Wormy characters.

What can I say that has not been stated?
Climate change happens as part of a normal cycle, not due to human interaction with the environment.
Global warming is not widely accepted by scientists as reported and stated by many. Their is a ton of contrary evidence. I think it is just one more way for researchers to get an inflow of cash for research, so they will say what is needed to keep the cash cow flowing.
Just because scientists agree on something does not always mean they are correct. The cause of most stomach ulcers is a perfect example. Prior to bacteria causing the problem, scientists firmly believed in many other causes and ridiculed the person who first suggested otherwise.

RW

One HUGE problem. My dog has a tail that is very long. It would never fit in the bag. And if it did its tail would be so soiled it would not be worth it.
Bad idea.

Wow, this guy has no clue how people laugh is all I could think.

Not that good and demonstrates he has no clue.

Ha Ha, I actually did something like this once as a joke.

In high school,I would make some smaller sized fake boogers in art class. Then later in the day I'd leave them on the top of a desk just before I left the room or if I got in early prior to a student showing up to see the reaction.
I did not color them though and sometimes I did add a little spittle to make it look more fresh.

RW

Wall paper tool.

What makes the cork screw so expensive?
Instead of cracking jokes about it, at least you could tell us why it is that price.

Rw

This is the best time waster I have seen in a long time.

I love music, so I've spent some time with some creating.
The only hang up, no way to save anything.

RWB

It is a rope making tool.