the last lines r the best, Jill...

Cracker
Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now)

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I don't know what the world mayneed,
but I'm sure as hell that is starts with me.
And that's a wisdom,
I've laughed at.

I don't know what the world may want,
but a good stiff drink it surely don't.
So I think I'll go and fix myself a tall one.

Cause, what the world needs now
is a new kind of tension.
Cause the old one just bores me to death.
Cause, what the world needs now
is another folk singer
like I need a hole in my head.

I don't know what the world may need,
but a V8 engine is a good start for me.
Think I'll drive to find a place,
to be surly.
I don't know what the world may want,
but some words of wisdom could comfort us.
Think I'll leave that up to someone wiser.

Cause, what the world needs now
are some true words of wisdom
like La La La La La
Cause, what the world needs now
is another folk singer
like I need a hole in my head.

I don't know what the world may need,
and I never grasped your complexities.
I'd be happy just to get your attention.
And, I don't know what the world may want,
but your long, sweet body lying next
to mine could certainly raise my spirits.

Cause what the world needs now
is a new Frank Sinatra
so I can get you in bed.
Cause what the world needs now
is another folk singer
like I need a hole in my head.

if ever i live to at least the age of 83 after having survived an earlier fall from an airplane which was at an altitude no less than 10,001 feet i will leave all of my money--or most of it anyway--to the guy that blogged about these techniques on neatorama.com.

of course i would also require that this be added to the next post about wild and crazy inheritances.

don't do it! it's clean/simple/JUST FINE the way it is... :]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/30/business/worldbusiness/30gazprom.html?_r=1&hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1230605707-8HlI4rTsGm9S67BVGI0C1Q :D

it's funny that people confuse 'saturday night live' with reality. :D and alaska was hardly 'originally' russian. russia claimed it for a brief period of time. that's hardly 'original'. just ask the native peoples. :(

"Warming trend has not been reversed"

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23612876-11949,00.html

funny that the "State of Erie" doesn't actually touch Lake Erie... hmmm... no wonder this ended up in the dustbin. :]

"AH CAN'T BEAR 2 C ALL THEZE CRAZY CAPTIONS!!1"