I used to own them as a child and teen. I lost them a bunch of times. Finding them isn't really all that hard. They always go for heat, follow walls, and hide in things the same size as their burrow.

Anyway let me go over the stupid in this article:
-It will not hurt someone, unless they step on it with bare feet or something.
-If you lost something illegal, don't call for gov't help.
-If you just want to kill it, not find it then just rapidly cool the house down.
-If idiots are tearing your house apart looking for a snake then just buy another one and tell them you found it.
-If you want people to report stuff like this for public safety then don't charge them $80k when they do.

Yeah, they have poison glands in their elbows which they lick off to make their saliva poisonous.

It's obviously something that was too secret, even for Al Capone's vault.

Goddam, I wanna nail her ass to a wall...

Topless (but censored) pic of her here:
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=102432