I think there are better things to petition Nike for... mainly fair wages for factory workers and more reasonable prices for their shoes. And yes, you can have it both ways.
I saw some of the others on a Discovery Channel special, I think it was Blue Planet. The comb jellyfish is just spectacular when you watch it move. Coolest thing I've seen on TV in years.
One of my teachers told me about their trip to Moscow, and how they had to pay to visit the Lenin corpse display. Capitalism is alive in Lenin's dead body.
Hell, milk is good until it starts to sour. That usually takes until at least a week after the exp date. Cream can literally go for a couple of months with no ill effects whatsoever. It doesn't go bad, it just turns into unsalted butter.
Morgan's got a point. If that's what you're going to do, Google Earth is a good way to find suitable pools. Sure, you're trespassing, vandalizing, and generally being a nuisance to society, but if a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
BTW, When did this thread turn into math?