I like the links to other related stories at the bottom of the page. Also the incident report has more on what the Liberal Avenger describes, plus a liberal usage of the verb "advised."
Or, feeding pigeons is so frowned upon that immediate criminal punishment from the authorities will be to sever your finger and then provide it to the pigeon in a case of closed-loop-irony.
http://flickr.com/photos/steveportigal/163720215/
My favorite posting today so far :)
http://www.portigal.com/blog/grapple-grape-infused-apples
(summary: smell like grape, taste like apple)