Sounds like someone needs to get laid ;) wink wink

I remember Robert Anton Wilson doing a bit about how he tried to start his own currency which is when the powers that be shut him down.

I'm British, 10 years ago me and my wife moved to an very small town (3000) in Portugal and were welcomed with open arms, even though we didn't speak the language. We now have 2 daughters who are totally integrated and I have somehow become the local electrician. Every day we get free gifts of eggs, vegetables, cakes you name it.