Hey, gang! I just made pinball machine out of a paperclip, a rubber band and my desk!!!

It doesn't really work like a real pinball machine, but it costs nothing!

"May the Fourth be with you"?

BOOOOOOOOOOO! That's REALLY BAD!!!

:D

Oh really? What are these "horrible effects" of Splenda??

Any documentation, except for that one web site paid for by the sugar lobby??

If you listen to the Health Food aficionados, almost EVERYTHING is bad for you, except for what THEY sell, of course.

Which Star Trek though??

I learned everything from the Original and then re-learned everything from The Next Generation.

How many years can you gain if you drink SEVERAL glasses of wine a day?

Because wine is great. I really, really like wine. I'm drinking wine RIGHT NOW.

Whoa! Just whoa!

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LOL @ Ali S.!!!

But we were all thinking it. If size matters, that model needs bigger boobs.

There's a Napoleon death mask at the Art Institute of Chicago.

Yeah, nice darts on Napoleon's sister.

:D

Nice music!!!

If I was driving that tram, I be saying "Get outta the way, assholes!" all the time.

It sure was a beautiful city, though.

Graywinckel Street?? If your winckel is gray, see a doctor immediately!!!

:D

Aw, I forgot pictures don't work here.

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I thought Connecticut's state neckwear was the cravat and it's state eyewear was the monocle.

And all these years, I though Capitalsaurus was just Denny Hastert's nickname.

:D

That man AGREED to take a $1 to clean up the mess his team made. Regardless of what he says, the Financial Products division IS the division that caused this whole mess. And HE was EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT of that division.

If he didn't know what was going on, he should have been fired.

I wonder if the charity he gave the money to has his wife on the Board of Directors.

It will probably mutate you and give you a third boob or a third ball, too.