I live in Delaware and was just waiting for this to get some national attention, it's rife with comedy gold. The article fails to include some of the funniest bits of information...one of the false names the guy gave was his brother's name who was already locked up. Probably most hilarious is the fact that he was attempting to give false names when his name was clearly tattooed on his hand and neck (can't see in the picture) Derp!