After the nuclear powerplant exploded, everything just kida got fused to everything else.

Unfortunately for him, Timmy's unusual choice for a costume wasn't very practical for trick-or-treating.

This potty is definately not toddler trained!

Fruit is a botanical and culinary term, vegetable is only a culinary term. In the botanical sense, a vegetable can be a fruit, a root, a fungi, a leaf... It is called a vegetable because of how it is used in the kitchen, not in the garden, therefore, I'm pretty sure a watermelon is not a vegetable.

If you are planning to go to Miami-Beach this summer, good for you! It might be the only place left on earth.

...officials say the apocalypse was finally contained afert they nuked the heavens.