"... the hat would be fine if David replaced the Army men holding weapons with ones that didn’t have any...". So we are to teach our children that Soldiers do not fight with guns?
"Well son...you see, your brother was in the desert playing hide-and-seek with the people from the desert- yes son, they were using binoculars - well while he was out there playing hide-and-seek global warming killed him" Is that what we should teach our kids? No way.