I think Kleenex holds that distinction actually. How nasty is it to save your nasal discharge and carry it around with you? Looks like a good idea if you're stuck on using (and re-using and re-using) a handkerchief I guess.
You know, I read a story about this statue being stolen from Shibuya by metal thieves this spring. I was surprised that this entry didn't mention that, and went looking at the Wikipedia entry to refresh my memory. Turns out I'm probably the last person on Earth to find out that was an April Fool's Day joke made by the Japan Times :)
These are amusing, and worth posting. I would vote this one is photoshopped, but still funny.