Dart?

Damn, Chad beat me to it!

That looked more like a cheesy reenactment of the crime. That "duel" deserved to be broken up.

Most of the pics were frozen food, and really not that *shocking*.

Jello is supposed to take the shape of what you put it in. It doesn't come in squares that you add hot water to. It's crystals that you add hot, then cold water to, then throw it in the fridge to gel.

I've been on buses and subways like that in Italy. It's perfect for pickpockets and perverts.

No dragging cats into this discussion.

Is it Lana or Elana?

You added your own words:

"and you’re never seen again. Kill yourself."

If you had left out that particular phrase, your comment would have been appropriate. Telling someone to kill themselves: inappropriate.

Never try to justify your own poor behaviour by pointing out someone else's poor behaviour.

Perfect for poisoners.

Pizza from Naples can't be beat.
Chicago pizza is deep - it's almost like soup.

Excellent joke. Although sending condoms to all those parents would have cost a little.

I like the phrase "fantastic young adults".

Lincoln High School must have one serious pickle up its bum if it's trying to waste the police department's time with this.

I'm just surprised there are at least 24600 other people using the name Thespian.

Oh, yeah, not the best way to tow a car.

Nice, but nothing really grabbed me. They probably really stand out when you see them in person.

Actually, SenorMysterioso, she works with polymer clays and acrylic paints, not traditional clay. It's still not easy, but easier than working with, say, porcelain.

Obviously, they looked at the site on a non-cat/Bizarro comic day.

Why do you need to vote for it if it's already there?

I dunno. Kinda cuts out the middle man. Next, they'll be growing cows inthe shape of hamburger patties and boneless chickens.

How do you risk losing it? It's a GPS.

Yeah, I know, you can always lose something in the mail. But isn't that the point of putting the GPS in there?

You wouldn't be using it like that stupid camera bit, just to see what the postal workers do.

Works too quickly. There should be a slight delay after the switch is on, before the door is opened.

By that logic, it shouldn't be okay to prevent children from driving, or teenagers from drinking or smoking.

Whiners.