He's been trying to prove that for 500 years. He must be a very old man indeed.

Whoa!

I third bean's post.
I might have read it, but I was swamped.

Wow, an article like this sure brings out the weirdos on either side of the coin.

I wonder if the person in the water wanted to be rescued.

And what's wrong with saying "instinctively"? Some dogs have that instinct.

Didn't need to watch it.

Children parroting their parents' political views?

Snore.

Really, if you can't be bothered to rhyme well, don't try to rhyme at all. The effect is jarring when you read the awkward or simply unworkable rhymes.

Kinda tacky, otherwise.

Must really smell inside that thing on a hot day.

I keep telling myself I've gotta stop sitting on the keyboard.

At first, I wondered how he could keep driving, but then I remembered it's in England.

"Not only is it disrespectful, but distasteful and offensive, particularly to children who may have been exposed to this nonsense."

Imagine all the children who have now seen that picture, as compared to the miniscule number of children who may have seen the live mooning.

Do they have nothing better to do in Northumberland?

Well, I can certainly see why he's worried, when we hear comments like these.
Although, at least bean's comment was funny.

I liked the "cash cow" phrase. It works on so many levels.

What's with the "donnybrook"? Time to get out the bikinis and have us a good old-fashioned jello-wrestling.

What a stupid concept.

Stop in the name of 4-way love? They were probably attracting too many swingers to the town.

Wow. I thought I'd hate it, but Alex is right: Lakmé works for anything.

I think Grace's last name is Cacafuego. She just googled herself and got a shock.