Last time I questioned the validity of a foo-....ummm...ahem...'non-traditional' degree, I was accused of being an elitist. So let me say that this is just great! Maybe the guys who mow my lawn can get degrees in lawn mowing and ground ivy removal, and the Molly Maid can get a BS degree in Molly Maiding.
This procedure is not good enough. The berries should be left to soak overnight in a solution of 80% dish soap and 20% water. Next, each berry should be vigorously scrubbed with a mushroom brush, followed by picking off each seed with a SILVER needle (stainless steel is Devil's work).
Now one may safely eat the berry without the worry of incurring Divine wrath. Most likely.
A bittersweet story. He was lucky to have such good-hearted and gracious supporters. As for the why he had to suffer these horrors, it is just life. What benign being would allow children to suffer so?
Now one may safely eat the berry without the worry of incurring Divine wrath. Most likely.
Still, a lump of camel fat covered with what looks like yellow vomit sauce must be an acquired taste.
The report continues: "Counterfeits of the new $100 bill were on the streets of all major world cities within an hour of the announcement."