Hehe! "CBS".

I have examined my deeper feelings, and have sent for DVDs of the Jacka$$ series for my children. I hope that they will survive reenactments of the stunts, but if not, I can always adopt some kids to replace them.

And isn't that what life is all about? No, not contrived videos with misleading titles, but about taking risks, endangering oneself, and trusting the balance of children on counters in small bathrooms? I think that it is.

A kid in my kindergarten class died when he stood up in a shopping cart, but fell out and cracked open his head.

But who cares? He had fun, and he would die sooner or later of something or the other anyway.

In Michigan we can shoot anyone that we feel might be a threat, and, unlike the poor saps in Oklahoma, we can open carry too.

If you're going to wear garbage, why go for a half measure? An old onion sack would work, and be quaint and nostalgic. A green 50 gallon garbage bag would be cutting edge, and symbolize the degradation of our garbage dumps.

I want that monkey! NOW!

I'm not embarrassed about it. Look at the size of her head! A toilet is like a magnet for it. Good thing this was a one-time event.

She's lucky that she didn't fall from there and crack her head open like an over-ripe melon on the toilet or the tub.

As the human population continues to soar- and by 2100 the population of the USA will pass the billion mark -more and more animals will live on only in photographs and memories, like that Basin Rabbit. What will be left other than rats, sparrows, and pigeons?

I <3 the sloths

Most people think of the Devil as some totally buff blood red stud. But he must eat souls, and grow fat on sins and maggots.

No baby has ever been injured, but how many have been killed? Like what if some obese guy tried to jump a row of babies?

Why do most commenters not have avatars?

And what about Felix and that Little Professor kid who is his pet?

I wish that I had a monkey. That little fellow is cute.