I'll be your monkey molester! all I would ask is a new stick each day and lots of bactine! lol

my god! boyscout first aid training is getting hard!

and after an horrid journey the nurses found godzillas polyps

you're retarted!!!!!!most of these terms aren't in use!!! go back to india!alex I love the site but it has been going downhill the last few months!

damn it fred you were supposed to buy the first class tickets!

it's a wood splitter. you place it on a log and hit the heel(flat bit) with a small sledgehammer. it could also be used by the likes of lizzie borden when her arms gotten tired lol

First! whew i'm now worn out! I think i need a nap!

This is what you're in awe about? I mean i thought i lived a boring life but ...jeeze! The only thing i'm in awe about is that he is still free to walk the streets!
and btw FIRST!

How do u sprain your ankle on weedy ground? geeze carl your such an ass!

almost crapped my pants
cool porcelin feels real nice
oh damn theres' no paper

keep up the good work!

ppppppppppllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeee!!!!!!!let me have the tickys!please,please(no shame here)please!!!!
i would love to take my wife to see bob dyllan!i'll wash ur dog! hell, i'll even wash ur cat! now wouldn't 15-20 minuites of watching a total stranger getting soaked and the bejeesus scratched out of him be totally worth 2 tickets? also while we're there i hereby pledge to personally clean all the toilets in the train station with my tongue! not only would that be 1 hell of a commercial for listerine,but truly shows my desire for wishing to go. we also have 2 cameras with 2 gig cards on them so will send u plenty of pics of us there if u wish.to end on a low note ...ppppplllleeeeaaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeeeee! with strawberry jam on it?