Actually, this is an adjustable table stabilizer designed for college students with modern design tastes. It fixes tables, chairs, or even couches that wobble. Simply place it flat on the floor next to the table (or other furniture piece) leg that is the shortest. Slip the smallest groove under the leg. Turn counter-clockwise until the table is sturdy.

XL in Arch Enemy or Neat-o-rama shirt

Bulldog artificial insemination device. Bulldogs are a result of breeding by physical manipulation; they are unable to conceive on their own. This is the primary tool used during the procedure.

Once you use one of these, you never forget what it looks like.

It is a wedding cake pan for those trying to save a dime. You bake the cake in this pan and then stuff the middle with Twinkies or Suzie Q's (depending on preference of yellow or chocolate cake). Put a layer of icing and you have saved yourself some time and money.