Statements like:

"I rather buy a house or something else"

"That’s a lot of vacations missed."

"And wouldn’t it be nice if those of us who are childless didn’t have to pay for everyone else’s kids as well?"

Clearly demonstrate that those who flaunt being childless are doing it for the benefit of everyone. /sarcasm
The people posting *here* have made very materialistic and selfish statements that belie their self-centeredness. Do we need people like that raising children? No, so I'm glad they aren't. Maybe my "die alone" statement was a little over the top, but it doesn't make it any less true.

And I think it's only fair to bring the wellfare burden of children into the discussion if the people I quoted above were saying "damn, I'm barely making it on my own, I could never afford that!" instead of, "Ha! More money for Buffy and I to jet off to Paris!"

To those selfish people that are patting yourself on the back for not having kids, the rest of society thanks you. No, really. The world doesn't need more people like you. The only people who want you to have children are probably your parents, and if they raised you so poorly as this- well, they deserve no such gratification.

Die alone in your old age with no one to care for or about you.

And Flux, I hope you were home schooled. It would explain SO MUCH about your statement about taxes and education.

Why I killed 113 myself before breakfast!!

I love these topics where so many people have definitive (but conflicting) knowledge about something that nobody is supposed to know about. I love the internet.

"This most recent flick the half blood whatever was BORING and told only half of a story, unfortunately very poorly."

Well that must have been just wonderful for you, then, since you only know half the title! And what was the other half of the story they left out?

Sweet. That two-headed bird is hold the Holy Hand Grenade in one of its talons.

^ +1

Not fake, just cool.

I don't think anybody mentioned this, but she would not be able to fall asleep while being tatooed. The lights from the ubiquitous neon signs inside and out of the parlor would totally keep her awake.

I agree, Ted. Crass, not clever.

I love that Picard cake that came last. Some people try so hard only to suck so bad.

It's easy to mistake because Mexico seems to fit so well with the rest of the third-world countries down south.

One of the commenters is quite bright: They claim that the explanation for why we yawn can't be right because fetuses yawn and they don't need oxygen. No. Of course fetuses don't need oxygen. None at all.

Oh, man. I just watched afro ninja again for the first time in a long while. Still gets me.

I was TOTALLY expecting somthing else...