Yes, it was just the idea of a joke, not a stand up routine. Apologies all around.

Hmmm, is it powered by politicians? Because that could be pretty neat.

Big deal, I can split, regularly, infinitives.

Hahhaa, ridiculous, but entertaining nonetheless. Those are great!

Really? Wow. The girl I work with will be thrilled. I guess. Apparently.

Holy cow that's dedication.

Exactly! The first one was so great, but the second was just absolute bottom of the barrel (flipping the car and scraping the bomb off it on a crane? Come ON).

"Finally, if your outing to see the Giant Jesus hasn’t been sacrilegious enough"

Wow.

Please don't just be mean.

Sweet, 98% and that's only because one of the questions actually failed to advance after I got it correct, so I had to guess.

Those are pretty brilliant.

Wow, that really is pretty amazing.

It's incredibly common in those cultures. There's a video of the foul mouthed TV Chef and one of the Top Gear guys drinking the stuff. I posted it over on my forum; let me see if I can find it.

Here it is:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=VKEPPw5Jd2M

I'd love to try the stuff just to say I had, but the quality of the liquor is I'm sure absolute crap.

The REALLY fowl stuff (pun intended) is some nordic or icelandic or inuit cultures (apologies, I don't remember which) actually put birds into bottles. That's very dangerous - much higher likelihood of contamination. The other animals aren't really that big of a deal.

She could've bit off her tongue during a traumatic shaking from a landslide hit. People say "missing tongue" when even half an inch is missing.

Really interesting story!

And by "thought" I mean "though", of course. The whole point being that an artist should neither host his pictures on a free site that demands branding, nor should a blog refer to the artist by the hosts' branding.

You introduce a post as "Deviant Art user"...personally I would find that very degrading. Could you find a way to say that they're artists who happen to use Deviant Art? Additionally, anyone who uses DA I would suggest to find their own site rather than piggybacking off ridiculous (and slow, cumbersome, and pathetically full of anime trash) free site. Anyway - I wouldn't want to be defined by the site on which I host my pictures. This guy made a TOTALLY RAD R2D2 sculpture and you're advertising Deviant Art in the post? Lame. If the posts were hosted on Flickr? Also lame. I'm not saying it's your fault at all, thought - it's also the users' faults. If you're an artist, you NEED your own host.