Thanks Neatorama, you've now exposed my most humiliating moment to the world. What all these people don't realize is that this is actually the probe used on an alien ship. I'm happy that they don't know this and think it's something like an unclamper, or a jar opener. If they knew the excruciating pain the 'Snargle Nogle Zouss' causes, or in English the 'Ear Shaper', they would probably die. The only reason I ever survived the 'Ear Shaping' is because the pain was so bad after about a second that I passed out. They thought there experiment went wrong and dumped my body out of the ship. Luckily I landed on a beach and the sand clogged the would so I didn't bleed out.
This IS the right answer, though most governments would have you believe otherwise, so if you don't pick it, I understand...big brother watches me too. However, if you acknowledge this as the right answer I would like the amp-bear-sand in chocolate and a large size.
Also, as soon as this contest is over can someone please destroy the 'Snargle Nogle Zouss'? It could be quite dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.
The only reason I ever survived the 'Ear Shaping' is because the pain was so bad after about a second that I passed out. They thought there experiment went wrong and dumped my body out of the ship. Luckily I landed on a beach and the sand clogged the would so I didn't bleed out.
This IS the right answer, though most governments would have you believe otherwise, so if you don't pick it, I understand...big brother watches me too. However, if you acknowledge this as the right answer I would like the amp-bear-sand in chocolate and a large size.
Also, as soon as this contest is over can someone please destroy the 'Snargle Nogle Zouss'? It could be quite dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.