I have always noticed that the girls who are most vocal about the notion that "girls mature faster than boys" are the first to get knocked up.

It went from somewhat inappropriate to sublime. By the time the bride showed up, I was in tears.

Which denomination lets you get away with that?

JEWS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I like all the comments about Cracked ripping off Mad. Wonderful.

Also, Superman rips off Doc Savage, too. Savage was the Man of Bronze before the Man of Steel. He also had a Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic.

This is going to make a great episode of House, MD.

Lupus? No, tree!

Can you imagine being a soldier in Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I's army?

HRE Fred: Damn, I need a drink.

Knight 1: Wait, sir! You should take off...oh. OH!

Knight 2: Hey Bill, where's the king?

Knight 1: Um...(points to the water)

Knight 2: Huh? Oh...OH!

Knight 3: Hey guys, where's the king?

Knights 1&2: (points)

Knight 3: Well, now what do we do? This whole march through the desert was his idea.

Later...

Knight 43: Did you hear about the king? He jumped into the river and drowned!

Knight 44: What with the what now?

Yeah, I don't think we'd have to worry about mother earth going anywhere anytime soon.

Aside from that, how freaky are those blue holes?

People are great sometimes.

Its a Japanese reel chalk line rifle, of course. For surveying over large distances.

So it this supposed to Baby Bob? I know he did dot com commercials (before there was a sitcom and then Quizno's), but I couldn't remember if eTrade used him.

I'd be all over the Reva or the Tango. I have a three mile commute that's a bit too treacherous to bike in the winter (more the other commuters than the ice). I'd love one to tool around town in...

This is outrageous! How dare the park service keep these dangerous cliffs out in the open where any child could fall off of them. They should be gently graded down to the sea and layered in rubber playground tiles. And for that matter...the ocean? Really? My god, don't they know you can drown in one of those?

The park service has a poor record of safety. Have you ever been to Yellowstone? You could walk right up and put your face in a geyser!

I've always told my daughter that her lost Trader Joe's balloons go to the moon. It hasn't backfired on me yet, but that's probably a matter of time.

I'd love to know what those actors at the table with him thought. I figured they would have been thrilled, at first, about getting to work with Welles. Then after 49 takes of trying to look interested at a wine bottle, that dude probably wanted to smack him with it.

Wait, why are they trying to poke that guy on the cherry picker with a giant pencil? Or did those mad bastards shrink that man???

...I really need to read the article before commenting...