Big deal. I've been doing that for years.

What a delightfully whimsical look at other people's misery.

What nonsense. TMI leaked a lot more than an x-ray machine. And wasn't off-shore drilling supposed to be so much safer because of all these wonderful technological advances? And what do you want to do with the waste? Get real, kiddies. Nuclear power is a very dirty business--and I'm not talking about the radiation. So stop spewing corporate propaganda.

One minute of my life that I'll never get back again.

what is this-room 101? Israel is doing this? field research for interrogating Palestinian detainees? Nice.

Just don't bend over next to that thing.

Actually, the sling is still in use, ironically enough by Palestinian youth against the IDF. For some reason, you don't see it in the news so much anymore.

Nobody goes to that pier anymore; it's too crowded.

You won't see this kind of reasearch being done in this stupid country.

Just don't use the one from the jar labeled "Abbie Normal."

What if they recycle the condoms?

I hear they have lovely poop swatches.

The only question I have is should you swallow?