It was probably a butternut: those yellow squash in the pic would break on impact.

Line it with activated charcoal and the rest of us will be protected from that other kind of explosive blast!

I guess China has their new method for population control.

hurrr

Paraffin plug removers for old-style home-canning.

2x tshirt

Mr. Kris,

No deaths are necessary.

http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Cereal-Booberry-9-6-Ounce-Boxes/dp/B000S83YAM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1267558680&sr=8-1

It is so nice to read news about the South(Puget)Sound that doesn't involve cop killers and idiotic soldiers water-boarding their kids.

Mom may not have had all the training we expect (scratch that-DEMAND!) all new moms to have, but she had the presence of mind to call 911 and follow directions without falling apart.

Also, that is one hella-cute baby!

My first cat loved canned green beans.

My 11 year-old Abby-cat has always loved low-sodium V8-go figure.

I can't imagine how awful broccoli farts from a cat would be though-blecchhh!

And if you don't have those mad engineering skills, you could always blow your money on this:

www.flipfold.com

This is the most awesome picture ever recorded in the history of mankind!

Why the h*ll didn't I think of that!

Don't you love the little stumble he takes right at the beginning? Gawd, I would have died from fright right then and there!

I wanted the "Spaceballs-the sheet" set. Could you ever actually buy those?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuvXD0mlbU

I can gleek, wiggle my ears, flare my nostris incessantly, flip/tube my tongue, lock the top joints of my fingers (left hand only),lock my left thumb in a creepy position.

I can also tie cherry stems into a knot with only my mouth.

And I only charge $1000/hr for my time, far less than "Kristen" does for client #9.

What a bargain!

OMG, The Hulk is bare-assed in the link!
LMAO!

Not a photoshop, he has a form of Primordial Dwarfism.

http://www.primordialdwarfism.com/

Hilarious video of Ellen Degeneres and guest using the chair;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0