There's a difference between "helping" someone and "being a dangerous idiot."

If my car is on fire and I'm unable to get out, please help, and I'll thank you for it.

If I get in a fender bender and I'm OK, but some fool breaks the window, drags me out of the car through broken glass and dislocates my shoulder when I was otherwise fine, yeah, they should have left me alone.

I told a friend of mine this story, and he said he met the artist, who was a complete a-hole and tried to stiff him on a print job. Sounds like karma to me.

Until he's slept with twins, he's got no cred.

Creepy picture + public address = surefire awesome

The one about the President having the power to declare war is a trick - even our current President thinks he has that power.

Paging Lars Ulrich to this video. Lars Ulrich, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

I have high-fiber cereal for breakfast, so I have been very supportive of world toilet day.

The fantastic thing about suits like this is that the DB in question has zero chance of winning, and at the same time he is both drawing tons of attention to his douchbaggery, and helping promote the book, making his enemy tons more money.

So not only is he a DB, but he's a fool to boot.

The Photoshop work there is pretty BASIC.

Where I come from, when a man works a carrot like that, it's not because he's trying to make music.

Monopoly is one of the worst games ever. They really should rename it "Practice cheating and ruin a perfectly good family night."

It baffles me how anyone can make that guy go. No combination of button presses produces any forward movement. The farthest I've now gone is 2.4, and that's only because I fell over forward and flopped before I hit my head.

Personal best : -6 meters.

I only seem able to go backward.

That's why I skip flirting and go straight to smooching. ;)

I hope he grows up to be a conductor, although rockstar certainly isn't out of the picture.