The " Cop-Chat-O-Matic "
Proposed situation:
On a game show
" Hello miss you are on with the Cop-Chat-O-Matic! I have been meaning to ask you: ... Can I see your license and registration please?! "

I would like the " chemists do it periodically" shirt in a small please

I wonder how many licks it will take to get to the center?

I would like the support cloning shirt in a medium please!

I hope he doesn't build from his memories!

When life gives you mold make penicillin, medium pls!

This is some shiny cat litter!

I would like the brainier than the average bear please!

This is some really shiny cat litter!