Sean Connery, "Rrrright, taern rrrright..."

OMG, can we get tanker-loads of this stuff and firehose it into the caves of Afghanistan so we can bring all the soldiers home? Maybe the Taliban will even stop tossing acid on little girls wanting to go to school. Dropping free Woody Allen movies on their opium fields doesn't seem to be working.

I guess this is also why women there are forced to wear Burqas there, to disable their weapons of male destruction.