I was reading in a book that when shelves of a certain texture touch the covers of books the books themselves take on the properties of the wood. This has been scientifically proven using a parabolic strut attached to the electrical outlet. Once the two are combined a weird thing happens, Albert Einstein spoke of this, a spooky thing causing the two, the book and wood, actually become one in the universe. It is a very hard thing to see but if you look closely when you place a book on a shelf you will actually see a spark that travels the length of the books spine. This electrical spark actually contains all the information and can be readily captured and read. It really is a thing all librarians can attest to. Have you ever seen a librarians hair, what a mess! This is caused by the interaction of the skin and wood.

I have a book!