Ah-ha! So THIS is where all my traffic is coming from! Thanks, neatorama! As for "...why?" I made them as a joke and they sell really well so I keep making them. As for the "ass-terisk" not being in the right location, that's because the earring is turned slightly to the side so the coloring on the back and the front are separated by the thickness of the plastic. They line up when viewed from the front. Anyway, I've sold quite a few pairs of these today, so I appreciate the feature, Miss Cellania!