It's a scale model of what I like to call "Kid's Kage." It's a "fun" place to stuff your kids into when you are going on a hot date with a divorcee and you spent all the babysitter money on booze and alimony. It's simple, just pour in 4 gallons of Hawaiian punch in the convenient barrel in the corner, and between 8 and 9 shovel-fulls of a mixture of dunkaroos, skittles, queso, and scrapple into the trough. The cage should buy around 5 hours or so to anjoy the pleasantries of a nice evening, without the additional cost of a babysitter.
I am a Large. (i.e. overweight/fat)