Teachers, police officers, and college professors are all very hard to get rid of. At one university I attended, a 45 year old professor, moments after all the tenure papers were signed, announced her pregnancy by a 17 year old freshman. Another plagiarized several papers from other countries which yours truly tracked down and translated. They're both still teaching, protected by tenure.

Stunning! A large frog ate all of mine because they were not yet very big.

Inhuman structures worthy of Kunstler's "Eyesore of the Month" award.

People have doubted that Indians lived here before the Pilgrims?

They will warp. They need a bottom piece, whatever it is called, to keep the door from warping.

Here is an idea that may make someone rich: feed coffee beans to a cat, dog, yourself, and whatever other animals that you have lying around. When the beans are excreted, brew several pots of coffee, and see which excreted beans make the best tasting coffee. Then surprise your friends with a description of the process.

Civets are not mustelids; they belong to the separate family Viverridae.

Hmm... so in the Chinese dictatorship, I can urinate into the Virgin Mary, but in the USA if I place a Koran into the toilet, I can be charged with multiple felonies?