(alternative option)

batman: robin, why are there cornflakes in my suit?

robin: sorry batman, it's... the juxtaposition of the crunchy, nutty flakes and the smooth, cool rubber...

batman: i see, well just don't let it become a fetish... though, hmmm, i can see the attrac- *crunch* ooo!

(love lifts all things, women's medium)

batman: robin, my suit was warm, have you been wearing it again?

robin: sorry batman, it's... the feel of the rubber...

batman: i see, well just don't let it become a fetish... it'll take over your *life*

(love lifts all things, women's medium)